The best of Blotter: The Week in Crime '09

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All year long, The Charleston City Paper has been providing us with the strangest, funniest, and most entertaining police reports from the City of Charleston police department's records.

Now, they've compiled a best of the best edition in the "Best of Blotter 2009," highlighting the best quotes and attempts are crime from Charleston most unskilled criminals. These people found out that crime doesn't pay the hard way while supplying us with laughter throughout the year.

Make your way to the Charleston City Paper for the goods.