On Monday, November 29, Bluffton police were summoned to the Sea Turtle Cinemas after employees spotted a movie goer acting strangely.

(If you don't know Bluffton, it's down there next to Hilton Head.)

Not long after, Alexander Ofner, 39, was in police custody and charged with felony indecent exposure after allegedly touching his exposed genitals while sitting in the back row watching the 1 p.m. show of "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows."

No doubt he was just trying to ensure South Carolina gets its regular mention on the Daily Show.

Both The [Hilton Head] Island Packet and The Smoking Gun have fuller reports and mug shots.

The police statement is below.